Apparently, casually buying old junk for decades was not enough.
Now we need credentials.
Introducing the first official Junk Is My Life Foraging Badges — for those of us who have stopped pretending this is a hobby and are ready to be formally recognized for our highly specialized vintage-related nonsense.
 
Are you a Primitive Purist who sees an old pie safe and immediately starts rearranging furniture in your head?
 
 
 
FINALLY.
YOUR PEOPLE HAVE FOUND YOU.
The first seven Junk Is My Life Foraging Badges have officially been released as stickers.
Because rearranging furniture in your head is an art form, and we all know you know what you are going to fill the pie safe with!
 
And before anyone asks:
Yes, there will be more.
No, this will probably not remain under control.
And yes, I am already thinking about what you people need to be certified in next.