Apparently, casually buying old junk for decades was not enough.
Now we need credentials.
Introducing the first official Junk Is My Life Foraging Badges — for those of us who have stopped pretending this is a hobby and are ready to be formally recognized for our highly specialized vintage-related nonsense.
 
Are you a  Butter Pat Stacker who absolutely does NOT need another tiny dish but somehow owns 47 of them?
 
FINALLY.
YOUR PEOPLE HAVE FOUND YOU.
The first seven Junk Is My Life Foraging Badges have officially been released as stickers.
Because we all know one butter pat leads to another, and another, and, well you know the drill...
 
And before anyone asks:
Yes, there will be more.
No, this will probably not remain under control.
And yes, I am already thinking about what you people need to be certified in next.