Apparently, casually buying old junk for decades was not enough.
Now we need credentials.
Introducing the first official Junk Is My Life Foraging Badges — for those of us who have stopped pretending this is a hobby and are ready to be formally recognized for our highly specialized vintage-related nonsense.
Perhaps you're a Wooden Bowl Enthusiast, helpless against 150 years of patina.
 
FINALLY.
YOUR PEOPLE HAVE FOUND YOU.
The first seven Junk Is My Life Foraging Badges have officially been released as stickers.
This sticker shows the world that one more wooden bowl is never enough.
 
And before anyone asks:
Yes, there will be more.
No, this will probably not remain under control.
And yes, I am already thinking about what you people need to be certified in next.