Apparently, casually buying old junk for decades was not enough.
Now we need credentials.
Introducing the first official Junk Is My Life Foraging Badges — for those of us who have stopped pretending this is a hobby and are ready to be formally recognized for our highly specialized vintage-related nonsense.
 
Are you a Barn Sale Explorer willing to follow a crooked cardboard sign down a gravel road with absolutely no evidence anything good awaits you?
 
FINALLY.
YOUR PEOPLE HAVE FOUND YOU.
The first seven Junk Is My Life Foraging Badges have officially been released as stickers.
This one shows that you have no fear of a barn full of vintage treasures!
 
And before anyone asks:
Yes, there will be more.
No, this will probably not remain under control.
And yes, I am already thinking about what you people need to be certified in next.